Questions and Answers:
TACO?!?!?!?!? You act like this entire website is shutdown....There's never new questions,never new answers, and YOU NEVER ANSWER MY QUESTION!! So I have one last question for you,mister Taco Burrito....WHAT IS YOUR DEAL DAMNIT!?!?!?!?!? Thank you-for understanding....Love Always, and forever Yo Momma.
Listen, you North Georgian tart, most people who request free advice wouldn't have the cajones to complain when they don't get it. Nobody at this site buys a goddamn thing, nor clicks on the ads, we get no income, and thus you get what they pay for. If you want professional advice, see a shirk; you'll have to pay him. While I admit that I update this site once every six months or so (though the last time was earlier this week), I only do so because my attention is focused elsewhere, such as my full time job, which provides for such trivial luxuries such as food, electricity, and heat.
Further, I'm sure you're absurd little 12 year-old crush on your redneck cousin has come up before and my response is in one of the 1200 questions I've answered in the last eight years. I think you're just too damn lazy to search through them (there's a box up top now even a retarded monkey could use).
So, in sum, I offer you the best help that I can. I will post your email address on this page and once the spiders employed by spammers run through here tonight, all the nice people selling Viagra, low-interest mortgages, and girl-on-sheep orgy movies can perhaps help you with your problem.