Questions and Answers:
I love my neighbour girl but I do not talk to her. How could I tell her that I love her without talking?
First, I would posit that if you do not speak to her then you likely would not have a very fulfilling relationship with her. Typically couples do not stop speaking to each other until they have been wed for a few years. Speaking is usually involved in the whole courtship stage.
Were I to assume you have a medical reason for being mute, I would make the following recommendations:
1. Grunt a lot. Women seem to be attracted to Neanderthals, so grunting is likely your best option. It lets her assume whatever she wants on your end of the conversation. This also leads to my next recommendation:
2. Hit her over the head with a club and drag her back to your house. At first this might seem like a terrible suggestion, what with the whole violence against women thing. However, much like the Neanderthal fetish, women seem to be more attracted to men the more primitive they are. How else do you explain all these women who stick in their physically and mentally abusive relationships? This also explains why women aren't into men that are actually intelligent, kind, generous, or devoted.
3. Body language. Short of the bludgeoning method, there are other ways to express your desire towards her through physical gestures. You can make loving puppy dog eyes at her. You could hand her flowers. You could jerk off and fling your semen at her, like monkeys do. You could stare at her open-mouthed with drool spilling out (that happens to one of my friends all the time). Or you could learn sign-language and spell it out for her, then get frustrated when you realize she doesn't understand sign-language.
4. Abduct her and keep her in your basement until she learns to love you. (Seems to happen to bank robbers all the time.)
