Questions and Answers:
Does Bob Koch really exist?
The answer is complicated. You see, BobKoch is like God. In fact, he is a god to a select few potheads. In the strictest definition of "exist", yes he does. He lives and breathes, although just barely. If you expand the definition of "exist" to something along the lines of "is capable of maintaining and original thought over a period of 3 minutes" or "can maintain an erection over a period of 3 minutes", then no. BobKoch, according to the New Jersey State Board of Probation, is a vagrant. While he lives and breathes, his ability to do much else is limited by his small intellect and penis. He tried whoring himself in major East Coast cities and would up owing $3 to his Johns. It was not until Taco told him that whores sell sex and not purchase it did he start making money. But once again, his in small intellect and genitalia limited his income to $2 in four weeks. However, BobKoch is generally a happy fellow, despite the fact that his whoring month was the most profitable month in his life. Scientists, the New York State Police, and his friend attribute his happiness to a combination of 13 different narcotics. So, yes, BobKoch does exist by the strictest definition of the word "exist."
